TOSS YOUR BOSS…
Why
do some hop up the success ladder faster than the others even if the later
don’t deserve it at all? This question bogs many ‘hard working’ minds
when they see ‘hardly working’ minds soaring high in the eyes of their
bosses. Here are splendid seven tips for all such 'hard working's, yet eyesores.
Follow
one basic rule -You cannot be more talented than your boss. He would
always inspire you for new ideas but before presenting him your new idea you should be careful that the
new idea shouldn’t be so new that he isn’t aware about it.
..... It was originally boss’ idea, you just happen to add something by chance.
Keep
your face hung in despair and your hair spread untidy. This would give
an impression that you didn’t sleep whole night boggling with the
problem he gave you and finally you failed.
…. You cannot solve anything without boss’s help.
Leave
after your boss. Do anything. Play solitaire, chatting…, search your
name on net… etc… etc, but don’t get caught. He should never realize
that you have got a pettier wife waiting at home and you spent lovely
evenings with her
…. Your day after office is miserable.
Never
wear a Numero Uno or Van Hussein if your boss’ max is a Sunday market
sale. He’d pluck out a stitch from your career every time he sees your
shining fabric
… You cannot be more fashionable and rich than your boss.
Don’t
laugh too much in front of him. This could remind him of all the shakes
and storms of his life which don’t let a grin on his face
… Your life cannot be more peaceful than your boss’.
Ask
Ask and keep on asking … Anything. Silly questions even if it’s related to your
dog’s indigestion. Don’t give up even if you always hear a ‘NO’ from
him. This would show your loyalties and earn his special royalties
.… Boss is akin to Google.
This
one is most important. Leave all yoga and exercises that just make
you look fit and smart and you become an eyesore in his eyes. If you
can’t neglect exercise from your life then just add one more to it. It’s
called NNM -‘Nodding Neck Movement’. Stand in front of the mirror and
start moving you neck up and down as a gesture of ‘YES’. Practice
this regularly and once you achieve the flexibility with your upper
vertebrae , start giving demos to your boss. Whatever he says just do
NNM. Remember you should not move neck ‘left–right’. That could be fatal
and you could even end up filling your profile at Naukri.com.
